I have *definitely* read too much gay porn.
tHIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
NOT JUST TWO DASH THINGS
AND THEY ARE ALL PERFECT NO DON’T TOUCH ME
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious